What a load of old piffle this is old bean, god? pffft, ’tis the stuff of nonsense sir. god is a nob end and strike me down if it isn’t saaAAAAAaaAAARGGH! a bolt of lightning has shot out of the sky and scorched my bottom. I’m orf to hospital to have it looked at. blast i wish i hadn’t mocked the lord, the little twat has scaAAAaAAAARGH! another bolt has struck my already sore bottom. ouch. oh can anyone tell me when the end of the world is please? Rough date? Only i want to have a nice shave and haircut, look smart for that biblical cunaaAAaAAARGGHHH! my arse!